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Quotes from Actual Medical Records
- By the time he was admitted, his rapid
heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her
left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better and
on the third day it had completely disappeared.
- The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1983.
- The patient is tearful and crying
constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- Discharge status: Alive but without
permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will bet Dr.
Blank to dispose of him.
- Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old
male, mentally alert but forgetful.
- The patient refused an autopsy.
- The patient has no past history of
suicides.
- The patent expired on the floor
uneventfully.
- Patient has left his white blood cells at
another hospital.
- Patient was becoming more demented with
urinary frequency.
- The patient's past medical history has been
remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three
days.
- She slipped on the ice and apparently her
legs went in separate directions in early December.
- The patient left the hospital feeling much
better except for her original complaints.
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